Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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A man sat on a chair

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Worst joke ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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