- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Yo momma so fat, she died.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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