How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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