A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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