A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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