Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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