Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

tea with milk?

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

my name is Jacob sartorious

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

lol a man is drowning

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

womens rights

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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