- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

what did the shark do when he died.....

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Get on your knees Ho

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Jesus was born and rased a jew

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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