Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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men's rights.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Anti Joke

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