Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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