What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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