If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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