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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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