What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Your time.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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