- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

bryden is a faggot

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Women's rights

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Chicken

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Robin, get in the batmobile.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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