What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Chicken penis.

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