Knock knock. Come in.

IU football

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Dogs in my home.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

A white person at Harvard

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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