- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

rape that shit

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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