Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

How do you spell eight? 8

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

leon harney ya pikey

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

tee hee

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

your life

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Anti Joke

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