knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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