why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Are you gay? No. Ok.

tee hee

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

the WNBA

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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