- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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