Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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