Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Ron Paul for President!

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gay marriage.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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