Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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People Order Our Patties

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Women's rights

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Give me thumbs up!

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Jews

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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