"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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