your going to die

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Yeah right loser!

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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