- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Penisland

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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