Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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