knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Anti Joke

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