Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Obama

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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