How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What is long and black The unemployment line

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

I killed someone today. :D

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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