What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

An atheist walks into a church

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What time is it? 20:45.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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