bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Spell: “This word”

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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69 :)

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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