Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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