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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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