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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

one day i went to bed

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

I never asked for this.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop