What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Dylan is gay

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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