yes... that's the joke

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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try slamming a revolving door

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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