What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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