Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Women's rights.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

hi

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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