- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Womens rights

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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