A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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...............................................................hi

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Christians pornstars.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Anti Joke

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