You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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A midget walks under a bar

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Yes!

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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