your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Take off your shoes.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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