Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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