A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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toast points

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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