In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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ass.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Spinabifita

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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