- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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