- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

ugh good riddance

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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