- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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