why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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This is a joke setup.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Donald Trump

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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