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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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