- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Rigo your a stupid ass

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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