A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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