A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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yes... that's the joke

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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