I told you it would happen

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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poopoo

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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what happens every day? People die

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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