Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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yes... that's the joke

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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