What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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this is not a joke

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Roey Jegen

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