- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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