whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A man walks into a bar

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womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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