uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Poop...

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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A black man comes home from work.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Do you play piano? No

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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