Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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the love boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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