why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Neither have I

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Anti Joke

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