- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A young baby died.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

why did the computer crash? it didn't

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