- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Your grandma's cookies.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Grammer is very important

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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