why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Anti Joke

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