- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pickle sniffer

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Romans rights.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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