- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

luke moore cant pull it back

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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