knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Ju... Just why?

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Paper shield.

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