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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

your social life.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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