Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Neither have I

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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