- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

hahahahaha thats not funny

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Romans rights.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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