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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

raisin boogers

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.