Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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pickle sniffer

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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